HOLLA. MY SEED WILL BE PLANTED.

... :D

Tomorrow is my wedding night.

I'M FINALLY GOING TO GET SOME.

WAHAA!

Since I came back from living in the mall, things have been looking up. I only depended on Jungrin to clean my apartment after T & M broke in andlostmyshit. I barely even see her anymore...

But, things are really good. I'm keeping my head up. I feel grown up.
I feel like starting my life over.
♥

I was out shopping the other day and I got locked inside of the mall...so...I ended up spending the night there.

IT WAS SO AWESOME! I decided to live there for a while. Now I'm back home...
I missed my computer...any my friends.

:c

To party or not to party, that is the question.

Jungrin and I have been hanging out a lot lately since I broke up with Hongki...
and where did Junghwan go?

Why do I like Jung's? Wtf.

I broke up with Hongki so...
I called Jungrin and...
I told her to go to the party to check it out...

I think now I'm going to go over and see Junghwan...


._.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HENRY, MY NOT-SON.

You are legal now so I'm going to throw you a
BIRTHDAYPARTYOFDEBAUCHERY.

JUNGHWAN, I NEED YOUR PORN!


WHO'S COMING?!

What happened to our father son bonding...

I TAUGHT YOU HOW TO CRUSH BEER CANS WITH YOUR HEAD...

I EVEN STARTED ONE FOR YOU.


;___________;

WOE. THE SEED HAS BEEN PLANTED.

I'm going to read some Shakespeare now.

I'm bitter because...

I'm sexy, I'm cute, I'm popular to boot. I'm bitchin', great hair, the boys all love to stare. I'm wanted, I'm hot, I'm everything you're not. I'm pretty, I'm cool, I dominate this school musicindustry? Who am I? Just guess. Guys wanna touch my chest! I'm rockin', I smile. And many think I'm vile.

Yet...she didn't pick me to be the father.

KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!

-shakes fist-

So there has been some interest in the pants...
I'm willing to get them tailored to fit. OKAY?!

BUT WHY DOESN'T ANYONE WANT THE BIDET. YOU DON'T HAVE TO USE TOILET PAPER!

WAHAAAAAAA.

Does anyone want a bidet? Or some pants? Anyone?

I GOT SOME BILLZ TO PAY YO.

Hi Hongki...
What's your pant size?

GATHERING AT MY APARTMENT.

BYOB. :D

...

I woke up this morning leaning against the door of my apartment wearing a towel. I can only remember these things:

-Taking shots
-Rapping
-Harisu telling me to "Say it proud"

By the way, I'm kind of gay.

Hongki's a pretty cool kid.

I enjoyed watching Transformers with him. Yep.

emceehyoer@hotmail.com

Yes, I know it's an O. I missed the P.

So Boa and Hwichan...
I really thought maybe I had a chance.

I ended up...accidentally watching Se7en do acrobatic things with Hankyung...
Afterwards I drank by myself.

Yes, I can type when I'm drunk because I'm a freaking genius, yo.

I woke up from sleeping for the past couple of days...
Donghae wasn't here...

I should probably go out too.